On the second shelf from the bottom of the closet in the hall is a ceramic bowl in which there are 48 keys. Not one key out of 48 fits into any of 17 locks in the apartment. In a plastic bowl on the washing machine there are five clothes pegs. Three clothes pegs out of five are broken. Two clothes pegs out of five don't have a spring. On the kitchen table, in the drawer of the kitchen cabinet and in the pockets of three pairs of pants there are altogether six lighters. Not one lighter out of six works. The floors in the apartment are covered by 41 litres of water. The number changes every second.